I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.
About this author:
I’ve been rejected by the finest creative writing program, and also the not so finest creative writing program.
The first rejection was from the University of Iowa’s MFA program, possibly the best creative writing program in the universe, and the second rejection was by the University of Wyoming’s MFA program–the anti number one writing program in the universe…